He is though. That’s why she doesn’t get any gentlemen callers.
I thought everyone knew Bonnie’s father is Nick Fury? Why do you think he never shows up? Dude is too busy saving the world from the latest worldwide threat to visit home. Bonnie’s ability to command the elements, lessons with Queen Ororo. Jeremy’s awesome archery skills and Matt’s suddenly knowlege on how to use a gun? Both went with Bonnie to the annual S.H.I.E.L.D. family picnic and Clint and Natasha taught them a thing or two. What people don’t know is that Eric Brooks aka Blade is her uncle and if Damon and Stefan don’t show up in a few weeks with some sincere apologies and lasagna, what he’s going to do to them will make what he did to Deacon Frost look like friendly hug.
(Source: mysticgiffing, via artemisgoldenarrow)